Who wants to be a Muslim?

I got this from an email (author unknown) and, well, it's the kind of thing that warms the cockels of my heart.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide.. Let's see now.
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No baseball
No football
No hockey
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Wal-Mart
No Home Depot
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No gumbo
No jambalaya
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

But all seriousness aside, the next posts will be a little more down to business !

Talk Show Hostess, Laura Ingram is in an uproar about rapper Alkon who roughed up a 14 yaer old onstage in a mock rape scenario while doing a concert in Trinidad recently and has just signed a big contract with Verizon Wireless - not much out on it yet but will be soon !