While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas
rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle,
the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our
President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a
"post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The old rancher said,
"When you're driving down a country road and you come across a
fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post
turtle".

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up
there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know
what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind
of a dumb ass put him up there."